RAWR!!!

I have no idea what I'm doing

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deputyeyebrows:

So got this joke on my popsicle stick today.
Now I’m imagining Stiles getting one of these while he’s out on a date with Derek. And he’s being a little shit, sucking and licking on the icy treat lewdly as he looks at Derek’s fond but exasperated face. Stiles laughs a bit at the silliness of it, and Derek smiles with a shake of his head. 
But then he looks down at the bit of stick protruding from the base of his popsicle and sees the words, “When is a door”. 
He panics. Starts scraping off the cherry flavored ice with shaky hands. When the full riddle is visible, he lets the stick drop in favor of turning his hands palm side up and counting. One-two-three-four-five. One-two-three-four-five. His breath is coming out in short, erratic pants and there’s a ringing in his ears and static is licking at the edges of his vision and under the skin of his hands. 
But Derek is there, pulling his vision up and telling him, ‘In—two three four—and out—two three four. In…out…’ and ‘This is real. I promise this is real Stiles.’
He keeps saying, keeps telling him until Stiles claws back out of himself and believes him…

deputyeyebrows:

So got this joke on my popsicle stick today.

Now I’m imagining Stiles getting one of these while he’s out on a date with Derek. And he’s being a little shit, sucking and licking on the icy treat lewdly as he looks at Derek’s fond but exasperated face. Stiles laughs a bit at the silliness of it, and Derek smiles with a shake of his head. 

But then he looks down at the bit of stick protruding from the base of his popsicle and sees the words, “When is a door”. 

He panics. Starts scraping off the cherry flavored ice with shaky hands. When the full riddle is visible, he lets the stick drop in favor of turning his hands palm side up and counting. One-two-three-four-five. One-two-three-four-five. His breath is coming out in short, erratic pants and there’s a ringing in his ears and static is licking at the edges of his vision and under the skin of his hands. 

But Derek is there, pulling his vision up and telling him, ‘In—two three four—and out—two three four. In…out…’ and ‘This is real. I promise this is real Stiles.’

He keeps saying, keeps telling him until Stiles claws back out of himself and believes him…

(via angeredthoughts)

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ariml:

Film Meme [ 1/4 ] Films that inspire you
 →  Memoirs of a Geisha (2005) "You cannot say to the sun, ‘more sun.’ Or to the rain, ‘less rain.’ To a man, geisha can only be half a wife. We are the wives of nightfall. And yet, to learn of kindness… after so much unkindness… to understand that a little girl with more courage than she knew… would find her prayers were answered… can that not be called happiness? After all… these are not the memoirs of an empress, nor of a queen. These are memoirs of another kind."

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